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KILL THE EVIL PENGUINS! LONG LIVE THE SQUIRRELS!

Learning how to kill penguins

To stop the penguins, we have to be trained. I suggest joining the Squirrel Army. Make sure you know how to throw pinecones well and can hide in various places, including the South Pole.

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This squirrel had already been trained. We all must follow his example.

Note:  This website is a joke.  I do not actually think that penguins are evil, and I most certainly DO NOT think that they should be killed.