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KILL THE EVIL PENGUINS! LONG LIVE THE SQUIRRELS!

HELP! All of us bushytails must join together to overthrow the penguins! Then, and only then, will world domination be possible. Penguins are evil! They are murderous losers! They must be KILLED!

Penguins want to kill all of us. They've already started getting rid of weak ones of their own kind. Then, when only strong penguins are left, they'll try to get rid of us squirrels so they can take over the world! We must prevent this!

If we come together, we will be able to defeat the penguins!

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Squirrels will prevail!

  

Note:  This website is a joke.  I do not actually think that penguins are evil, and I most certainly DO NOT think that they should be killed.