Gallery of Weapons

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Gallery of Weapons

KILL THE EVIL PENGUINS! LONG LIVE THE SQUIRRELS!

This page shows weapons to kill penguins with.

Pinecone; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Pinecone

A political gathering; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Acorns

A political gathering; Actual size=240 pixels wide

Wooden Dagger

Toaster Oven; Actual size=240 pixels wide

Toaster Oven, to cook the acorns in so they'll explode when you throw them at the penguins

Note: This website is a joke. I do not actually think that penguins are evil, and I most certainly DO NOT think that they should be killed.